When I hosted my Sunday supper club last night, my goddess divine and I were caught quoting Anchorman and some other comedies throughout the night that my three guests were stumped by. It was one of those moments when I realized that some people absorb movie quotes into their life like it’s no big deal, […]
OK, here I go. I was a Sex and the City watcher. Yep, I can be man enough to admit. When you are living with a woman after so many years, you end up getting forced into watching shit TV you never want anything to do with. Luckily, my goddess divine knows that I won’t […]
I admit to having gargantuanly low expectations for this movie. Dan wanted to see it, and I couldn’t come up with a good enough reason to avoid it. I cannot overstate my lowered expectations. Short of 90 minutes of two guys crapping in a meadow, I was not imagining anything resembling a decent flick. In […]
After the disappointing morning viewing of the 007 film, luckily the lady and I were given a reprieve when our friends Dan and Ashley wanted to go check out Slumdog Millionaire. The film centers around a young guy who is winning big on the Indian version of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. One question […]
There is no denying that James Bond is a bad motherf*($er. Just is. I don’t care how corny Roger Moore was, or how pompous and stupid Pierce Brosnan played him, or how only Timothy Dalton could make Bond look like a 3rd grade wiener that I could beat up. He’s still Bond, and Daniel Craig’s […]
Documentaries don’t all have to be about WWII, the Iraq War or how stupid Fox News is (if you don’t know it by now, shame on you). Good docs can also be found when the subject is some of the off-color groups of people in our world who have, some would argue, total shit for […]
Quick show of hands … Who here likes roadkill? Ok, I see one hand up, but that person is a weirdo and I am not taking his opinion seriously. But the rest of you seem like (semi)normal people who clearly are not fans of roadkill. Roadkill gets run over time and time again, quickly getting […]
I cannot help the fact that I love to gamble. I just do. It’s part of who I am. Am I clearing out the family bank account and leveraging it all on some DIII school that may or may not have 24+ rebounds in a game? No. I just like the action. So I like […]
So a couple days ago Kelly wrote his personal breakdown of how he could best survive and beat back the pissed off guys dressed like Oakland Raiders fans if the world went all Mad Max on him. Well based on this trailer for the new Roland Emmerich movie, 2012, Kelly better get ready for Waterworld […]
I really dig skateboarding. It’s damn cool, in fact. I tried getting good at it when I was a teenager, but I’ll be honest in saying that I didn’t give it 100%. Hell, I probably gave it about 20%, and that won’t get you anywhere but basic olleys and injuries. I wish I would have […]