Recently I posted about my new breakfast regimen: oatmeal, plain and simple. Ok, maybe not plain and simple because I add some fruit and a pinch of sugar. But in either case, I'm doing swell compared to our Idiot of the Day, McDonald's. As you will read in this article,...
Here is my column from last week. I reviewed Marvel vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds and Test Drive Unlimited 2. Thanks to both the Seattle Times and the Minneapolis Star-Tribune for publishing.
While my other dog Klondike may be anti-camera, things are vastly different with our youngest dog, Oliver. He's a young pup, just under three years old, and he's an attention hog. Petting on Klondike are you? No sir, just until I fly over and wiggle my way into that space....
Last summer when at the dog store buying food, a photographer was doing free portraits of dogs to try and drum up business for herself as a budding photog (sadly she did a great job but I can't find her info). Being the natural opportunistic taker of free services, the...
When I first saw this movie back in 1993, Mike Myers was in his full SNL popularity, and So I Married An Axe Murderer was a great showoff of his numerous talents. In later years, the wife always spoke that she married her version of Mike Myers, because the whole...
Don't want to be insulted on live TV about your manhood? Try to avoid opening up the door for discussion. Though, to be fair, she's still a heartless wench for going there for a cheap laugh.
Of course I pretty much destroy and rule all video games. I rock them. That's, for better or worse, what happens when your mother foolishly agrees to buy her son a Nintendo in 1983 and he never looked back. If I can only get someone to actually pay me for...
Here is my column from last week, where I reviewed Breach and Venetica. Thanks to The Republic of Columbus, Indiana for publishing. I think this might be a first for them, or at least the first I've seen it on their site. Always fantastic.
So this is a promotional post for two of my friends who have bravely joined the blogging world. I'm sure it was my rousing success in securing all 8 readers that made them think this was a wise decision for them both. Sadly it's taken both of them all of...
I'd seen articles and previews on IFC for this new show Portlandia, but I'll be honest in saying I've never been a huge Fred Armisen fan so I kinda dismissed it. But then the wife showed me a clip on YouTube and I was hooked. Then a day later I...
As much as I try to deny it, I guess I am part of the zombie-loving society as well. Can't get enough of it. At least True Blood is my only foray into the vampirefest overrunning America (fuck that abstinence-spewing Twilight bullshit). Several years ago a video game company sent...
I'm a notoriously slow eater. Friends of mine were even making fun of me again this weekend when a buddy's girlfriend (who is relatively new to the group) said, "Wow, Chris, it's taken you like 25 minutes to eat that bowl of chili." Yeah, I can't help it, I just...