Friday Funnies

Tomorrow is Kelly's birthday, and though he's turning a tender 87 years old, he still has the mind of a child. Good for you, pal. In your honor, a special Friday Funnies just for you. One of your favorites.

Got My Wings

It's been almost two years since I started this blog. And I joined Facebook a little over a year ago. So now it's time to take my life to another level of social media insanity. That's right, I've joined Twitter.I've decided to take the plunge because I really want to...

Idiot of the Day

Leave it to me to attend an awesome concert yet still find someone who can take four minutes out of the evening to ruin it for me.This dipshit brought his infant child to an outdoor rock concert that didn't end until almost 11 at night. Yeah, that's not super-late, but...

My Night in the Arcade

Got an awesome surprise yesterday: things fell through for Ashley and so Dan had an extra ticket to the Arcade Fire show last night. Spoon was the opener. It was awesome.I took a short little movie clip just to give you a sense of how they were, but it definitely...

Friday Funnies

Gotta give the big tip of the hat to Luke for inspiring this one. A few of us yesterday reminisced about the greatness of Tom & Jerry cartoons, something I watched a ton of as a kid. Back in college, my buddy Jay G. and I found an audio clip...

Game On: Week of July 29

Here is my column from last week. The games I reviewed were Dragon Quest IX and DarkStar One.

Shark Attack

For those outside DC, please know that Discovery Channel loves Shark Week as much as you do. They love it so much that about three weeks ago they hoisted up the head, fins and tail of a fake gigantic shark and hung them from the exterior of their headquarters in...

My Reading Challenge

I'm probably doing something really stupid, but I gotta give it a try. With the new iPhone, one of the apps that it offers for free is the iBooks app, which is mainly for reading books on an iPad. When the wife got an iPad, to test the iBooks app...

Friday Funnies

Going the stand-up comedy route this week. I'm a big Norm MacDonald fan. He cracks my shit up. Maybe it's because he goes stream-of-consciousness pretty much all the time with no filter. Maybe it's also because he seemingly is high at all times of the day. Maybe it's his delivery...

My New Kicks

Had to buy new tennis shoes today. I had to because as I was walking across the parking lot to the grocery store, my right shoe literally fell apart. One step, fine. Next step, blam, the whole sole starts disconnecting from the rest of the shoe. It was crazy. Could...

Idiot of the Day

This is what happens when bad mothering and Facebook collide. What an idiot. And I don't care what she says, that picture sure makes it look like that baby has held that thing before. Not helping your cause, sweetheart. Oh, it also doesn't help that she's from Florida. Sorry, but...

Idiot of the Day

So I got to try a new spot over in Columbia Heights called Social. It's a cool joint that serves good drinks and food dishes and has a nice vibe to it and fun seating. Anyway, I'm hanging out drinking my third mojito (a Campbell favorite) when this girl sits...