War. War Never Changes.

As you all know, I play a lot of video games. A lot. And there are always the big-top releases that get everyone all worked up and excited. Well, this is one of them. And thankfully, I am not alone. Because I know my boy Kelly will be ready and...

Game On: Week of Jan. 20

Here is my column from a couple weeks ago. The games I reviewed were Army of Two: The 40th Day and Vancouver 2010.

You Know Who I am Blaming

So I am on Day 2.5 of being sick. I hate it. I'm sneezing like there is no tomorrow. My nose is running so much I have no chance of catching it. Ha ha ha. Yeah, even sick humor means something to me at this point. But it's awful. I've...

Friday Funnies XIX

I read on the interwebs this morning that the guys behind South Park and the creator of Avenue Q are teaming up to unleash an off-broadway musical about how stupid the mormon faith is. Needless to say, I am thrilled. And if you want any guidance as to how this...

Idiot of the Day IX

My morning commute on the Metro has become a wasteland of ineptitude this week. The other day it was idiot lady making her kid be amongst society while carrying the plague. Today, it's creepy sex fiend teens.These two girls got on the train and started conversing about how girl on...

My Friend, The Hater

I don't know why Kelly must hate on UK so much. This is one of my best friends, and he can't even give me a little support for a team I love. It's not like we're dating and I'm a huge Steelers fan or something. Because, you know, that would...

Idiot of the Day VIII

If it was earlier in the morning and I was feeling pissy enough, I would have taken a full photo to show this girl's idiot mother. But they were moving fast and I was still getting motivated for my day of work and couldn't snap a full photo of this...

Game On: Week of Jan. 13

My column from a couple weeks' back. The games I reviewed were Darksiders and Divinity II.

Friday Funnies XVIII

This clip gets a Friday Funnies nod from me for several reasons. I gave Kelly a rug because it was rolled up serving no purpose in the house, and we joked all weekend in Chicago about how it ties the whole room together in his condo. Brilliant. Plus, a Pixelated...

When PR Companies Go Crazy

Oh. Hell. Yes.Those are frickin night vision goggles my friends. And they are real.Last year I wrote about a PR company for a video game that went a little haywire with its promotional materials. That was an instance where a PR company went crazy in a bad way (though my...

Game On: Week of Jan. 5

My column from the first week of the new year. The games I reviewed were Bayonetta and Final Fantasy: The Crystal Bearers.