Trailer Love

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Can’t help but a trailer for a movie I am looking forward to. The new movie from Mike Judge is called Extract. Stupid title, but funny trailer with potential. Frankly the guy hasn’t missed since coming out of the gate with Beavis and Butthead and then the immortal Office Space. People, Office Space came out […]

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They’re Here

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I kept trying to deny it, but they are here. The vacant, wandering eyes. The confused faces at street corners. The standing to the left on the escalators. The illegal parking. The picture-taking at the dumbest possible places and times.The inability to walk.The fannypacks. That is right, people, the effing tourists are back in D.C. […]

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Least Effective Ad Ever?

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OK, this was funny, even if between me and the wife. So watch this commercial, but PAUSE it 27 seconds in, don’t go any further: When the wife and I watched it this morning, she went on and on the entire commercial about how much she wanted to go to Maine. This commercial sold her […]

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My Paper Challenge: March Results

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Months ago I gave myself a challenge: Collect all the recyclable paper I received and weigh it to determine how much of an impact my paper consumption was affecting the environment. That makes it sound like a daunting task, but it’s not considering I can’t really scientifically say how my paper consumption screw over Mother […]

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Greening My Mother: 1.8000000009 Million Tons To Go

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OK, so I’m unnecessarily putting my mom on the spot again. Months after calling her out for failing to put eco-preferred lightbulbs throughout my childhood home, I’m out for blood again. You see, when I was a kid I thought Goofy cartoons were great. Mr. Wheeler made me yearn for my 16th birthday. Goofy Olympics […]

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Under the Bridge

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It’s been awhile since I shared a photo gallery, so now is as better time as any. Last summer the DC Crew went up to NYC to take in a couple Reds games and chill with our ex-patriot Eric, who had recently moved back to the East Coast from the much sunnier skies of California. […]

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