It’s Alive! It’s Aliiiiiiiiive!

I originally meant to make a bad LL Cool J reference for this post, but I don’t want to be mean to Kelly in celebrating his return to blogging. Plus, he already did it himself. He had an understandable reason to call it quits at the end of 2010, but luckily he’s blessed us with […]

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Idiot of the Day

Recently I posted about my new breakfast regimen: oatmeal, plain and simple. Ok, maybe not plain and simple because I add some fruit and a pinch of sugar. But in either case, I’m doing swell compared to our Idiot of the Day, McDonald’s. As you will read in this article, McDonald’s has taken something as […]

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My Dog Oliver

While my other dog Klondike may be anti-camera, things are vastly different with our youngest dog, Oliver. He’s a young pup, just under three years old, and he’s an attention hog. Petting on Klondike are you? No sir, just until I fly over and wiggle my way into that space. Doing something else other than […]

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My Dog Klondike

Last summer when at the dog store buying food, a photographer was doing free portraits of dogs to try and drum up business for herself as a budding photog (sadly she did a great job but I can’t find her info). Being the natural opportunistic taker of free services, the wife jumped right on board […]

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Friday Funnies

When I first saw this movie back in 1993, Mike Myers was in his full SNL popularity, and So I Married An Axe Murderer was a great showoff of his numerous talents. In later years, the wife always spoke that she married her version of Mike Myers, because the whole kooky scene about The Pentaverate […]

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Idiot of the Day

Don’t want to be insulted on live TV about your manhood? Try to avoid opening up the door for discussion. Though, to be fair, she’s still a heartless wench for going there for a cheap laugh. […]

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King of Hearts

Of course I pretty much destroy and rule all video games. I rock them. That’s, for better or worse, what happens when your mother foolishly agrees to buy her son a Nintendo in 1983 and he never looked back. If I can only get someone to actually pay me for that damn column. Anywhoooooo, I […]

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Game On: Week of Feb. 11

Here is my column from last week, where I reviewed Breach and Venetica. Thanks to The Republic of Columbus, Indiana for publishing. I think this might be a first for them, or at least the first I’ve seen it on their site. Always fantastic. […]

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Two Friends, Two Blogs

So this is a promotional post for two of my friends who have bravely joined the blogging world. I’m sure it was my rousing success in securing all 8 readers that made them think this was a wise decision for them both. Sadly it’s taken both of them all of about 11 minutes to gain […]

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