Idiot of the Day

Fox News is the leading news channel in the country, and during arguably the biggest international news of the young new year, it doesn’t know where that news is properly taking place. […]

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Man Card Member, No. 404431

It’s been a while since I posted a Man Card item, but everyone knows I earn my Man Card every single day. No one doubts that, right? Just in case you needed proof, I got it done again today. My IT director alerted me to a deal going on with memory upgrades for MacBook Pros, […]

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Friday Funnies

Of the countless video game trinkets that pass my desk, they all bow the throne of my Troy McClure figurine, something I acquired almost a decade ago from the wife as a thank-you gift for putting up with her during her time in law school. She was never further than eight steps away from a […]

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More Kevin Spacey

Just because researching yesterday’s post got me finding little Spacey trinkets. He was not the greatest Inside the Actor’s Studio guest ever, but his renown for doing good impressions is put on display. […]

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Bobby Darin

I’ve always been a Bobby Darin fan. Not that I can claim to have screamed it from a mountaintop or anything, but when it comes to crooners from the ’50s and ’60s, he’s tops on my list. Mainly because of one song, Beyond the Sea. Love that song. Damn I love that song. Not that […]

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My Heart in a Jar

For years I ate fruit as breakfast. Or maybe a muffin or a bagel. Because damn I love a bagel. The Jersey in me shines through when a bagel is placed nearby; I’ll devour a sack of bagels like my dogs attack a rawhide. Early last year, I decided to abandon that and start eating […]

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Friday Funnies

The last year or so has all been about getting the wife hooked on TV shows that don’t have the name “Real” or “Jersey” or a Kardashian involved. Seriously, I used to like Bravo when the showed replays of Newsradio, but now they’re making me consider treehouse living with all the bullshit they show. After […]

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Idiot of the Day

Do I feel sorry for this girl? Nope. Do I secretly fear this will happen to my brother? Yep. So note to Michael: Chill out with the walking/talking/driving/eating/sleeping/whatever while texting. Danger, Will Robinson, danger! […]

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