I’m still basking in the glow of last year’s national title, while my good buddy Luke has seemingly forgotten that we won the big trophy last year (and beat Louisville on the way to doing it, no less). Can’t complain about anything really. But it’s a new basketball season, and with it comes the holiday […]
Right around Kentucky Derby time this year, I took stock of one of my secret collections that I’ve been working on for as long as I can remember. It probably doesn’t make much sense outside of the greater Louisville and Kentucky area, but if this is what will get me on an episode of Hoarders, […]
This past weekend one of the movie channels started replaying Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. I’m not going to condone or approve that illegal substances (or ones that at least require a prescription in some states) be taken when watching this movie, but damn it is funny. This movie is quite hard to follow […]
Nothing I can write here can properly sum up tonight’s game and it’s meaning for us Kentuckians. It’s just too big. Too big of a moment for a state that has so little impact in the grand scheme of things. But nevertheless, tonight I hope my Wildcats emerge victorious. If they do not, then I […]
This is another post from the Hawaii files. And, sadly, this one involves UK fans. Because I have to be honest, even my beloved state produces people that are idiots. Wait a minute, this is not news to me or anyone. The UK-Washington game was a fantastic basketball game and naturally we had wonderful seats. […]
Come, Bluegrass State, get your head out of your ass. You make me want to quit you. Because apparently the Creationism Museum wasn’t enough, now they need a roller coaster and funnel cakes to go along. Will one of the carny games be throwing asteroids at a stack of dinosaurs to “extinct” them? Guess not, […]
Head. Banging. On. Desk. Thanks, Kentucky. You continue to make me ashamed to call you my homeland. […]
What better place to go to find an Idiot of the Day then the place of my birth, Kentucky. Sure, you could ask if the idiot here is the woman from MoveOn who thought being funny at a debate featuring Rand Paul. Probably not a good idea to be a leftist pinko commie like myself […]
I don’t know why Kelly must hate on UK so much. This is one of my best friends, and he can’t even give me a little support for a team I love. It’s not like we’re dating and I’m a huge Steelers fan or something. Because, you know, that would be way funnier. Was he […]
Wish I had something massively important to say here, but I don’t I just thought it cool that in the span of a two days, we found evidence of my home state here in Maui. The first came when the car we rented turned out to be made in Louisville. Want proof, they put a […]