Man Card Member, No. 404431, Issue 4

I, have made fire. And I didn’t need to make weird man-love to a volleyball to do it, either. The fireplace in the new house is kinda small so it takes some work with the low airflow to get a proper conflagration going, but I got skills people. Need proof? I even shot a quick […]

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When PR Companies Go Crazy

Video games companies send me all sorts of stuff to help promote their products, and I enjoy it. Sometimes it’s cool stuff like a well-designed T-shirt or some funky toy that I’ll keep on my desk. Most of the time, it’s stuff that I think is neat but I have no use for, like a […]

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Idiot of the Day

I don’t want to have to point out idiots I come across, but sometimes they just call out to me and need to be put in their place. This idiot was on the train with me last night as I was coming home from work. The train was rather full because late at night Metro […]

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My Work Gets in Times Square

CFED (the place I work) last week released its 2009-2010 Assets & Opportunity Scorecard. This project is nearly 10 months of work organization-wide that I, of course, had to design in about 7 weeks. Which is pretty much why my family and friends think I’m an ass who never returns calls, e-mails or anything social […]

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Friday Funnies VIII

I am an unabashed fan of the Coen brothers movies. And despite all of their recent successes, it is still one of the early films that I consider their best. Raising Arizona is a classic, and probably one of my top 5 favorite comedies ever created. Here is one of the best scenes, featuring Glen […]

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