Man Card Member, No. 404431, Issue 5

It’s long overdue, but I have to at least share the belovedness of the turkey I smoked for Thanksgiving. I wasn’t going to talk about it, but Kristin did say that I didn’t shut up about how proud I was of myself for about three days at work afterward, so I’m going to post it […]

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Friday Funnies XV

I’m a sucker for animal humor. Will Ferrell wrestles a bear or a cougar, and I am there. Someone leaves a tiger in a hotel bathroom, and I am laughing it up. And while I am normally under the impression that beer commercials are stupid, this one gets me every damn time. And as a […]

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Idiot of the Day VI

So I went to the grocery store the other night, and when I parked, I noticed a guy who looked a little weird, almost like he was casing this BMW in two spots away from me. I thought nothing of it, went in and bought my stuff, then came back out. When I came back, […]

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Friday Funnies XIV

OK, so I’ve been watching a lot of Penn & Teller’s Bullshit show on Showtime lately. I like magic tricks (but not the stupid Chris Angel and David Copperfield kind), especially card tricks and fun sleight of hand ones. Well, this show is more about them pointing out things in society that they think are […]

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Idiot of the Day V

Aren’t I a nice guy? I gave this idiot a break by blotting out his eyes so no one knows who he is. Plus, I will probably go back to this place at some point, so I don’t want to get beat up. But nevertheless, this guy is an idiot. He was a bartender Sunday […]

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