It’s long overdue, but I have to at least share the belovedness of the turkey I smoked for Thanksgiving. I wasn’t going to talk about it, but Kristin did say that I didn’t shut up about how proud I was of myself for about three days at work afterward, so I’m going to post it […]
I’m a sucker for animal humor. Will Ferrell wrestles a bear or a cougar, and I am there. Someone leaves a tiger in a hotel bathroom, and I am laughing it up. And while I am normally under the impression that beer commercials are stupid, this one gets me every damn time. And as a […]
So I went to the grocery store the other night, and when I parked, I noticed a guy who looked a little weird, almost like he was casing this BMW in two spots away from me. I thought nothing of it, went in and bought my stuff, then came back out. When I came back, […]
OK, so I’ve been watching a lot of Penn & Teller’s Bullshit show on Showtime lately. I like magic tricks (but not the stupid Chris Angel and David Copperfield kind), especially card tricks and fun sleight of hand ones. Well, this show is more about them pointing out things in society that they think are […]
Aren’t I a nice guy? I gave this idiot a break by blotting out his eyes so no one knows who he is. Plus, I will probably go back to this place at some point, so I don’t want to get beat up. But nevertheless, this guy is an idiot. He was a bartender Sunday […]
I have not been able to follow up soon enough to the earlier series of posts on equanimity, but you can find them earlier this month. What it came down to was a weeklong series of events that were just crazy in the amount of hours I was working and the elation of getting to […]
It’s Thanksgiving, so of course this edition of the Friday Funnies has to involve the holiday. And what better way than to play the hilarious faux trailer from Grindhouse. I know I’ve featured it on here before, but damn if it doesn’t make me laugh every time. “White meat, dark meat, all will be carved.” […]
One of my favorite movies of all time is Clash of the Titans. I don’t think I ever missed it when it was on TV. It’s a true classic, and underrated in terms of all-time fun movies to watch. Seriously, people, Harry Hamlin was bare chested throughout the whole damn thing, and he has a […]
I love the Muppets. I loved them growing up, and they stand the test of time. And even in my older years, they still make me laugh and bring enjoyment to my days. Really, what other entertainment act satisfies and gets people of all age groups such happiness? I want to know, because in talking […]
So when I was traveling back to DC from Miami a couple weeks’ back, we arrived at Miami International Airport, also known as useless place to travel from. The airport is obviously much easier to travel from than say, Fort Lauderdale, but that is not saying much. Today’s Idiot of the Day lesson is directed […]