Friday Funnies XIX

I read on the interwebs this morning that the guys behind South Park and the creator of Avenue Q are teaming up to unleash an off-broadway musical about how stupid the mormon faith is. Needless to say, I am thrilled. And if you want any guidance as to how this could turn out, South Park […]

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Idiot of the Day IX

My morning commute on the Metro has become a wasteland of ineptitude this week. The other day it was idiot lady making her kid be amongst society while carrying the plague. Today, it’s creepy sex fiend teens. These two girls got on the train and started conversing about how girl on the left has a […]

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My Friend, The Hater

I don’t know why Kelly must hate on UK so much. This is one of my best friends, and he can’t even give me a little support for a team I love. It’s not like we’re dating and I’m a huge Steelers fan or something. Because, you know, that would be way funnier. Was he […]

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Idiot of the Day VIII

If it was earlier in the morning and I was feeling pissy enough, I would have taken a full photo to show this girl’s idiot mother. But they were moving fast and I was still getting motivated for my day of work and couldn’t snap a full photo of this duo. I have zero, none […]

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Friday Funnies XVIII

This clip gets a Friday Funnies nod from me for several reasons. I gave Kelly a rug because it was rolled up serving no purpose in the house, and we joked all weekend in Chicago about how it ties the whole room together in his condo. Brilliant. Plus, a Pixelated Nod to Jeff Bridges for […]

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When PR Companies Go Crazy

Oh. Hell. Yes. Those are frickin night vision goggles my friends. And they are real. Last year I wrote about a PR company for a video game that went a little haywire with its promotional materials. That was an instance where a PR company went crazy in a bad way (though my coworkers have all […]

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My Childhood, Bastardized

Holy crap, I’m gonna have to start a whole new blog purely dedicated to all the ways Hollywood is screwing around with my childhood in the present day. Previously I’ve discussed the Karate Kid remake, the new Robin Hood movie and even older topics like the GI Joe movie and Transformers. Today’s desecration of my […]

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