Off to the Big Easy

I’m off to New Orleans for the next few days. Going to experience something I have never done, the NCAA Tournament. Sure, it’s only the first two rounds, but it’s a start. UK is playing, and if all goes well I shall return from New Orleans a happy man and ready to cheer on the […]

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Man Card Member, No. 404431

Yeah, I’m a little desperate for a man-style pick-me-up. For weeks I’ve got all sorts of dudes showing up at 7 a.m. and working all damn day on my house. Some are handling the kitchen remodel. Others did a nice upgrade to our electrical systems. Another group came in and came and redid our HVAC […]

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The Committee Will Come to Order

I didn’t get to raise my hand and swear on a bible. I didn’t get to consult an attorney and do that cool thing where you cover up the mic with your hand when consulting a lawyer. I didn’t get to be like Alberto Gonzalez and repeat the phrase “I don’t recall …” 768 times […]

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My Cooking Space VII

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At least I have somewhere to put the milk now. We’re hosting relatives for the next week and while we can’t exactly cook them a meal, we can at least have a place for them to stash some drinks and snacks if they so desire. As you can see, the new kickass fridge resides where […]

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My Cooking Space VI

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It’s been a week since I last updated the world on the kitchen remodel. And don’t think it’s because I don’t care. Honestly, it’s because I haven’t had much to report. I know tons of stuff has been happening, but it’s all little electrical things and stuff that doesn’t exactly make for sex blog postings. […]

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Friday Funnies XXIV

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While we continue to go through the kitchen remodel, I look forward to the future and seeing how it will all look in the end. At least I know it can’t end up like this. I know this. I … do. I’m shutting up before a massive jinx occurs. […]

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My Cooking Space V

So now the kitchen is beginning to quickly resemble the scene in ET when the feds took over Eliot’s house. Luckily when I walked in there was no one in the biohazard suits to greet me. So no X-Files moment for me. We had to get the kitchen floor refinished because there was a problem […]

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Friday Funnies XXIII

Tomorrow night I am going to see Jerry Seinfeld live at the Kennedy Center. Looking forward to it. It will be the third time I have seen him live and he never fails to deliver. So in honor of going to see him in person, here are a couple clips of funny jokes of his […]

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