It’s bad enough to be a Bengals fan. I know, I have like five friends who love the Bengals, and spending time with them on Sundays or talking to them about the Bengals is just heartbreaking. Makes me forget how bad the Bears are. But it has to be worse to be an ACTUAL Bengal. […]
Come, Bluegrass State, get your head out of your ass. You make me want to quit you. Because apparently the Creationism Museum wasn’t enough, now they need a roller coaster and funnel cakes to go along. Will one of the carny games be throwing asteroids at a stack of dinosaurs to “extinct” them? Guess not, […]
Around the beginning of the year, one of the wife’s iPhone purchases got copied onto my phone during an update. Since it’s a video game, I figured what the hell, and gave this Bejeweled 2 a chance. I rocked it early on, but then gave it up after awhile because it just was a tad […]
I’ll do some recaps of the Hawaiian vacation upon my return (because I refuse to spend more than 15 minutes per day here on the computer). But I can promise you that while I’ve had a sweet time and it’s been uber-relaxing (despite the wife being sick throughout the whole vacation … major bummer), I […]
I love local news when it goes bad. This Chicago news station apparently watched this damn bridge for about 15 minutes waiting for it to implode but then cut away when it actually happened. Good times. Also I’m sure the advertisers loved one of the anchors joking that the situation was “a metaphor for this […]
Head. Banging. On. Desk. Thanks, Kentucky. You continue to make me ashamed to call you my homeland. […]
I’ve been trying to expand my cooking abilities bit by bit. You all know of my rib prowess by now, but I can do more than that. I’ve been known to make a decent chocolate cake (though I don’t really care for deserts), and I’m generally pretty handy in the kitchen as a fine sous […]
I was feeling a tad blah still about Tuesday’s elections, and I needed a pick-me-up. And it needed to make fun of American Exceptionalism, because after all the Tea Partiers that got voted in, I wasn’t feeling like our country was that exceptional, other than needing to be clobbered by a steel pipe. So first […]
Kelly’s lady friend alerted me to some geniuses who blended the zombie apocalypse with one of the greatest games ever created, The Oregon Trail. If you love Zombieland (hand raised) and love The Oregon Trail (other hand raised), then this is one of the best time-killers you can find on the interwebs. In playing The […]
Here is my column from two weeks ago. I reviewed Kirby’s Epic Yarn, Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock and Super Scribblenauts. Thanks to the Nashua Telegraph for publishing. […]