My Childhood, Bastardized

I’m honestly not sure yet where I come down on this trailer. You see, my mom can vouch that I watched an unhealthy amount The Three Stooges when I was a kid. Not sure why I loved it so much, but I did and that’s all that can be said. Didn’t matter that it was […]

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Shit that Should Not Be

Just click on this link and let it roll for about five minutes. Let’s just say, this guy (pictured) is heavily involved. And he hopefully got punched a lot by the cameraman and anyone else in the studio where this was filmed. […]

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Man Card Member, No. 404431

The wife and I went apeshit over the Thanksgiving because of the leaves that fell into our yard. During the summer, our trees are a glorious thing. They keep the yard and deck 15 degrees cooler and make gatherings a lot better during those paltry DC summers. But damn, when the fall weather arrives, the […]

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Game On: Week of November 25

My recent column reviewing Assassin’s Creed: Revelations and The Lord of the Rings: War in the North. Thanks to the Honolulu Star Advertiser for publishing, which I have not seen them pub my column in a while, so it’s nice to have them back in the fold. […]

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Friday Funnies

Because it’s Thanksgiving, we have to celebrate the holiday the proper way: with a clip from my wife and I’s favorite show that is just for us, Mad About You. The show is dated, goofy, couple-y and all that gushy stuff, but we love it and the wife watches it on DVD anytime there is […]

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My Design

My friend Molly and I had a different beginning to our friendship than anyone I’ve ever known. We met in Richmond, VA for a two-week copy editing seminar that was part of my summer internship back during my junior year of college. Molly lived in St. Petersburg, FL, and knew that someone (out of the […]

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Idiot of the Day

I was in Florida this past weekend for a great friend’s wedding, but of course during my travels I encountered a few idiots, as they do have a tendency to produce many of them in the sunshine state. This one I saw on a highway billboard. Vasectomies are no laughing matter, but I couldn’t help […]

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Friday Funnies

I have a whole list of nominees for this week’s Friday Funnies, and believe me I’ll get to them all, but I will also most likely throw a bunch of them into Idiot of the Day posts, because they could easily overlap. This one is good not just for the sheer funniness of the missed […]

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