Friday Funnies

I love a good “go fuck yourself” speech. If nothing else, because I’ll probably never have the opportunity to give a full-throated one myself. I’m left to ginning up a situation beyond measure just to casually throw it in there, and it never comes off well. Lots of websites have been sharing clips of Phillip […]

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Idiot of the Day

Ignore, if you will, that something called the Energy Kitchen is opening nearby my office. Oh no, ignore it you must. Because what is truly important is the business it is replacing. For I should say, if you are a restaurant, ANY restaurant, that dares serve authentic Asian family members to your guests, you probably […]

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Friday Funnies

This used to be the kind of thing that Kelly would make fun of me for, even if were not for the fact that he has fully become just like me. I was mocked relentlessly for my adherence to the almighty Mac. I watched as he bought more and more Android or whatever the hell […]

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Trailer Love

It’s been awhile since I loved on some movie trailers. So let’s bring back this long-running series with a trailer I stumbled upon the other day. I’m not really one for “road trip” movies. After having gone to the mountaintop with National Lampoon’s Vacation, it’s somewhat difficult to imagine anything ever coming close to Clark […]

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Friday Funnies

It’s been the week of fantasy football drafts. I’ve had two this week and one more tomorrow, and throw in a couple survivor and pick em leagues and I’ve got a full slate of football entertainment coming to me for the next 6 months. Which is good, since UK basketball doesn’t start for a few […]

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Friday Funnies

The fellas start rolling in today for our league’s fantasy football draft. Yes, we’re all grownups and this is how we escape our regular lives. Get over it. Plus, as a bonus, we gamble as well. And that makes everything just a bit sweeter and more enjoyable. To honor our ninth season, let’s cheer ourselves […]

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My Damn Deer

One of the trials of living in Takoma Park is dealing with wildlife. In just three years of living here, we have (on continual occasions) seen squirrels, raccoons, mice, deer and foxes traipsing through our yard. Drives me nuts. Because let’s be honest, Kelly may call my neighborhood Middle-Earth because he can’t imagine anyone going […]

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