This is an oldie but a goodie, and since I’m so dismayed over how the government is being run (by both sides, mind you), I thought it was worth a hearty laugh at what kind of great Supreme Court decisions we could have. You know, if drugs, drinking and heavy amounts of humor were involved. […]
Thankfully I can take a moment to depart from my normal head-bashing when it comes to Kentucky news and focus on Ohio instead. Not sure why I keep looking to Ohio (other than getting to nag at Kelly and other Cincy friends) when I clearly hate Indiana and Tennessee more, but so be it. This […]
My good pal Kelly is shuttering his blog. Read, and you’ll understand why. It’s been seven years for me, and I’m not half as able to comprehend reality as Kelly is; that’s just the good dude that he is. It’ll be sad to see his blog end, because we had good times trading barbs across […]
Normally when the wife and I go to Hawaii, I try to squeeze in at least two rounds of golf. But since I was dragging the wife to three UK basketball games while on a Hawaiian vacation, I figured more than one round of gold would be pushing my luck. I know, I’m such a […]
I’m a Weird Al Yankovic fan. Yeah, it’s weird, but it’s true. Ever since my mom and I cried laughing when his “I Lost on Jeopardy” song came out when I was a kid, I’ve always had a soft spot for his humor and parodying of hit songs. Let’s just say that, had I decided […]
It’s bad enough to be a Bengals fan. I know, I have like five friends who love the Bengals, and spending time with them on Sundays or talking to them about the Bengals is just heartbreaking. Makes me forget how bad the Bears are. But it has to be worse to be an ACTUAL Bengal. […]
Come, Bluegrass State, get your head out of your ass. You make me want to quit you. Because apparently the Creationism Museum wasn’t enough, now they need a roller coaster and funnel cakes to go along. Will one of the carny games be throwing asteroids at a stack of dinosaurs to “extinct” them? Guess not, […]
Around the beginning of the year, one of the wife’s iPhone purchases got copied onto my phone during an update. Since it’s a video game, I figured what the hell, and gave this Bejeweled 2 a chance. I rocked it early on, but then gave it up after awhile because it just was a tad […]
I’ll do some recaps of the Hawaiian vacation upon my return (because I refuse to spend more than 15 minutes per day here on the computer). But I can promise you that while I’ve had a sweet time and it’s been uber-relaxing (despite the wife being sick throughout the whole vacation … major bummer), I […]
I love local news when it goes bad. This Chicago news station apparently watched this damn bridge for about 15 minutes waiting for it to implode but then cut away when it actually happened. Good times. Also I’m sure the advertisers loved one of the anchors joking that the situation was “a metaphor for this […]