When Nature Attacks

I used to love those commercials for the When Animals Attack! videos, you know, the ones where a deer gets pissed off because the hunter is drunk and can't shoot straight so it decides to beat the crap out of him. Or when, as Chris Rock says in lampooning the...

Friday Funnies

Because even though it's old and you may have seen it before, it's a classic and if you can't laugh at this then I don't know what to do with you other than shake my head.

My Cats Storm New Orleans, Part 2

If you missed part 1, check it out here. Otherwise, here's how the rest of the weekend played out.Friday was an off day for the Cats, so it was all about drinking, gambling, watching the other games, drinking, and drinking. We did a good job holding down the drinking part,...

Idiot of the Day XIII

This is an Idiot of the Day post, New Orleans style.While watching the Thursday games last week in our nice lower level seats, one row down and four seats away was this guy (pictured at right). He was taking in the action along with the rest of us until the...

My Cats Storm New Orleans, Part 1

One of my items on The List (I refuse to call it a Bucket List because I'm not starring in some shitty movie with Jack Nicholson) is to attend a Final Four at least once, and preferably with UK playing in it. I have no idea if UK will make...

Game On: Week of March 11

Here is my column from a couple weeks ago. I reviewed Battlefield: Bad Company 2 and Final Fantasy XIII.

Game On: Week of March 4

Here is my column from a couple weeks ago. I reviewed Heavy Rain and Endless Ocean: Blue World.

Off to the Big Easy

I'm off to New Orleans for the next few days. Going to experience something I have never done, the NCAA Tournament. Sure, it's only the first two rounds, but it's a start. UK is playing, and if all goes well I shall return from New Orleans a happy man and...

Man Card Member, No. 404431

Yeah, I'm a little desperate for a man-style pick-me-up. For weeks I've got all sorts of dudes showing up at 7 a.m. and working all damn day on my house. Some are handling the kitchen remodel. Others did a nice upgrade to our electrical systems. Another group came in and...

The Committee Will Come to Order

I didn't get to raise my hand and swear on a bible. I didn't get to consult an attorney and do that cool thing where you cover up the mic with your hand when consulting a lawyer. I didn't get to be like Alberto Gonzalez and repeat the phrase "I...