Needing The Piemaker’s Touch

I don't watch a lot of TV. I do watch lots of movies and I like some HBO and NBC shows, but for the most part I stick to watching the Planet Green channel and stuff like that. But one of the newer shows that I got instantly hooked on...

Nice Chipper Sarah

What a moron. Some are saying she didn't know there was a large turkey getting shredded behind her. If she's that ignorant, it's further proof we didn't need her as veep. She's only 10 frickin feet away. Surprised she didn't notice the turkey carcass getting on her "The USA is...

My Paper Challenge

Another thing I want to keep everyone updated on is my constant conversion and conversion of others into the eco/green way of living. I had an epiphany about three years ago that this, in my opinion, will be the biggest challenge facing the world in my lifetime. So now I...

What I’ve Watched: Darkon

Documentaries don't all have to be about WWII, the Iraq War or how stupid Fox News is (if you don't know it by now, shame on you). Good docs can also be found when the subject is some of the off-color groups of people in our world who have, some...

What I’ve Watched: Meet Bill

Quick show of hands ... Who here likes roadkill? Ok, I see one hand up, but that person is a weirdo and I am not taking his opinion seriously. But the rest of you seem like (semi)normal people who clearly are not fans of roadkill.Roadkill gets run over time and...

First Snow

Today was the first snow in DC. I'm always a big fan of the first snow. Means winter is fast approaching and the manic heat of summer is behind me. I love the cold weather. I think I have more in common with the Tonton than most people. I enjoy...

Effed-Up Friday

My Friday was total crap. I just have to vent about it for a moment. First, I spent the entire day reading e-mails from my friends in my fantasy football league, who decided it was time to question my manhood for about 8 straight hours. It was brutal. I'm not...

What I’ve Watched: Even Money

I cannot help the fact that I love to gamble. I just do. It's part of who I am. Am I clearing out the family bank account and leveraging it all on some DIII school that may or may not have 24+ rebounds in a game? No. I just like...

The Olympics Might Be Screwed

So a couple days ago Kelly wrote his personal breakdown of how he could best survive and beat back the pissed off guys dressed like Oakland Raiders fans if the world went all Mad Max on him.Well based on this trailer for the new Roland Emmerich movie, 2012, Kelly better...

The Missing Pieces

I think we are onto something here, folks. The deleted scenes are almost as good as the parts they show, and the show is already damn funny. I am now questioning my appreciation of beets.