Ignore, if you will, that something called the Energy Kitchen is opening nearby my office. Oh no, ignore it you must. Because what is truly important is the business it is replacing. For I should say, if you are a restaurant, ANY restaurant, that dares serve authentic Asian family members to your guests, you probably […]
I value my train ride into the office each morning. I want peace and quiet. I guess if I really wanted it I would drive a car and be alone, but I care about the planet and all that jazz. So instead, all I want is to read my book and gear up for the […]
Because even though I was too young to remember the last time UK ever beat Tennessee in football, but at least I can hope that we could properly put some signage up to motivate the players instead of sending them into the abyss of nothingness. […]
I watched the Linda Carter version of Wonder Woman when I was a kid, and have always been amazed that in 30 years no one has been able to figure out how to bring one of the Big Four of the Justice League (Superman, Batman, The Flash and Wonder Woman) to the big or small […]
Because apparently the restaurant Ketchup offers appetizers, entrees, dessert and then dessert by Asian massage. You stay classy, Ketchup. […]
I’ve walked by five places of business in the last 24 hours that are all doing that same idiotic thing. They are blasting the air conditioning and propping the double doors to their establishment wide open when it’s 87 degrees outside with 60% humidity. This is the kind of idiot behavior my mother scolded me […]
Not sure if this qualifies as Idiot or Pure Genius. I’ll let you decide. I normally can ignore all the inane ads that are posted on websites. I’m not looking to buy a car or learn about vacationing to somewhere I can’t afford or whatever crap a given ad is peddling. After years of training, […]
I’m a notoriously slow eater. Friends of mine were even making fun of me again this weekend when a buddy’s girlfriend (who is relatively new to the group) said, “Wow, Chris, it’s taken you like 25 minutes to eat that bowl of chili.” Yeah, I can’t help it, I just eat slow. Don’t know if […]
Fox News is the leading news channel in the country, and during arguably the biggest international news of the young new year, it doesn’t know where that news is properly taking place. […]
Come, Bluegrass State, get your head out of your ass. You make me want to quit you. Because apparently the Creationism Museum wasn’t enough, now they need a roller coaster and funnel cakes to go along. Will one of the carny games be throwing asteroids at a stack of dinosaurs to “extinct” them? Guess not, […]