One of my favorite movies of all time is Clash of the Titans. I don’t think I ever missed it when it was on TV. It’s a true classic, and underrated in terms of all-time fun movies to watch. Seriously, people, Harry Hamlin was bare chested throughout the whole damn thing, and he has a […]
One of the things about my friend Douglass is that he is un-abashedly pro-American. It’s great, we all love making fun of him for it, but he stands by it and that makes it that much more enjoyable. Kelly and I often call him Captain America. So it’s no surprise that he is thrilled that […]
Say what you want about the legalization of pot and whatnot, but I have to tell ya, meth right nows seems to be the worst thing man ever created, maybe next to nuclear bombs and Glen Beck. Some dumbass way back in the day thought this drug could have a purpose, and instead it has […]
It’s rare to find me not liking a Tarantino film. I just like his style, and the hyper-violence and witty reparté he writes into his movies is timely yet possesses so many winks and nods to other movies and directors that it’s hard to keep up sometimes but enjoyable nonetheless. For Inglorious Basterds, what really […]
I have no doubts that Sandler, Rogen, Mann, Apatow and the rest of cast are indeed funny people in real life. But holy crap they are not that funny at all in this movie. Sorry, but this movie should have been called Useless People. Rogen is good as his character, a fledgling comic trying to […]
All I heard for weeks on end was that The Hangover was the best comedy of the decade. Friends of mine on Facebook were ribbing me for not having seen it on opening weekend and even more stupid for waiting weeks and weeks to check it out. Well, jackoffs, I saw it. And I have […]
I miss rock climbing. Damn, I was good at it, and maybe I still am. Who knows, maybe it’s like riding a bike. I’ve never camped before, not once, but watching movies like Blindsight makes me think it could be really fun. Especially if there was a goal like the summit of Mount Everest at […]
It’s amazing how good going to the movies feels when you realize you have not been in a really long time. Sure, there are tons of movies out right now that I really do want to see, but I’ve just not had the time and so I have been making do with massive Netflix viewings. […]
If nothing else, you should see this movie because rarely do you get to see a female-dominated story that has nothing to do with 27 bridesmaid dresses, Julia Roberts, teen pregnancy or trying to fall in love with the guy who is your best friend and you two just didn’t know that it was love […]
Sweet heavens I cannot wait for this movie to come out. This trailer was just a joke teaser from the Rodriguez/Taratino Grindhouse double feature, but it’s gotten such acclaim for how hilarious and cool a full-length film could be, they are actually making the damn thing. I love it. De Niro and Jonah Hill just […]