I was in Florida this past weekend for a great friend’s wedding, but of course during my travels I encountered a few idiots, as they do have a tendency to produce many of them in the sunshine state. This one I saw on a highway billboard. Vasectomies are no laughing matter, but I couldn’t help […]
Yes, I think the lottery is stupid and wasteful thing. The odds are so stacked against you in the hopes of winning that I’d rather have people save that money or do something, anything more useful than just handing it over at the counter of some shitty corner store. But instead I walk past the […]
Holy crap. I hate NASCAR, and this just helps me enjoy that hatred that much more. If you can’t wait, fast forward to the 7-minute mark. That’s when the Oscar gets handed out. […]
I loathe the entire existence of cellphones in movie theaters. I hate it. I can’t stand the texting. I can’t stand the talking during the movie. I’ve only been OK with it in two instances, and both those movies were named Jackass and it was only because the whole theater was talking shit and having […]
A couple week’s ago Kelly and I went to a Nationals game, and while the baseball action itself was pretty good (some HRs, a frickin crazy over-the-shoulder diving catch by some guy on the DC team, late-inning heroics, etc.), perhaps the true star of the game was this idiot. I get that people come to […]
It’s Derby Day, which means besides horses, I have drinking on the brain. Of all the things I enjoyed about my trip to Ireland, naturally the copious amounts of drinking ranks high on the list. We averaged about 7-9 Guinness pints per day, which would have been higher had we not spent so much time […]
When Kelly and I went and saw The Pains of Being Pure at Heart in concert a few weeks back, we got there early enough to check out the opening act. I don’t remember the band’s name off the top of my head, nor am I going to hunt it down on the Internet because, […]
How this guy has not shattered every ligament in his knees astounds me. I bet Kelly could do this, though. He’s wicked flexible. […]
Well it’s Opening Day in the MLB, and that means it’s Mike’s last post of crazy MLB meltdowns. Enjoy. […]
Mike came through once again with a quality MLB meltdown. This time, it’s Hall of Famer Goose Gossage. No, not Maverick’s Goose. The Yankees’ Goose. And he’s a little cooked in this video. […]