My pal Mike is stoked about the start of baseball season. Sure, you all know me as the Pinko Commie Bastard Who Loves Soccer and Doesn’t Care About Baseball, but his excitement over the start of the season is nice. If nothing else, he’s exposing me to some hilarious meltdowns in baseball. I’m sharing them […]
This one, sadly, goes to my former employer, SHNS. The first winner of the Scripps National Spelling Bee died, and of course, leave it to them to fudge the headline. In case they’ve already corrected it, here’s a screenshot as proof. […]
As you read recently, I visited the bowling alley for the first time in several years, and amongst the strikes, spares, copious amounts of fried food offerings and beer, you knew there had to be an idiot in the house. You just knew it. This crazy lady brought her kid to the lanes for a […]
Recently I posted about my new breakfast regimen: oatmeal, plain and simple. Ok, maybe not plain and simple because I add some fruit and a pinch of sugar. But in either case, I’m doing swell compared to our Idiot of the Day, McDonald’s. As you will read in this article, McDonald’s has taken something as […]
Don’t want to be insulted on live TV about your manhood? Try to avoid opening up the door for discussion. Though, to be fair, she’s still a heartless wench for going there for a cheap laugh. […]
Do I feel sorry for this girl? Nope. Do I secretly fear this will happen to my brother? Yep. So note to Michael: Chill out with the walking/talking/driving/eating/sleeping/whatever while texting. Danger, Will Robinson, danger! […]
This is another post from the Hawaii files. And, sadly, this one involves UK fans. Because I have to be honest, even my beloved state produces people that are idiots. Wait a minute, this is not news to me or anyone. The UK-Washington game was a fantastic basketball game and naturally we had wonderful seats. […]
This is a post from the Hawaii files. I snapped a pic of this idiot as we were sitting down at Mama’s Fish House to eat our Thanksgiving meal. Yeah, seafood on Thanksgiving, I know it sounds sacrilegious, but you have to be religious for that shit to matter to you. And I’m not, so […]
It’s bad enough to be a Bengals fan. I know, I have like five friends who love the Bengals, and spending time with them on Sundays or talking to them about the Bengals is just heartbreaking. Makes me forget how bad the Bears are. But it has to be worse to be an ACTUAL Bengal. […]
What better place to go to find an Idiot of the Day then the place of my birth, Kentucky. Sure, you could ask if the idiot here is the woman from MoveOn who thought being funny at a debate featuring Rand Paul. Probably not a good idea to be a leftist pinko commie like myself […]