Idiot of the Day
I think we have our winner of Worst Dad of the Year Award. This is Antonio Cromartie of the NY Jets. He makes a lot of money. Ladies might want to stay away from him. […]
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Idiot of the Day
Leave it to me to attend an awesome concert yet still find someone who can take four minutes out of the evening to ruin it for me. This dipshit brought his infant child to an outdoor rock concert that didn’t end until almost 11 at night. Yeah, that’s not super-late, but for an infant? Did […]
Idiot of the Day
This is what happens when bad mothering and Facebook collide. What an idiot. And I don’t care what she says, that picture sure makes it look like that baby has held that thing before. Not helping your cause, sweetheart. Oh, it also doesn’t help that she’s from Florida. Sorry, but it’s true. That place breeds […]
Idiot of the Day
So I got to try a new spot over in Columbia Heights called Social. It’s a cool joint that serves good drinks and food dishes and has a nice vibe to it and fun seating. Anyway, I’m hanging out drinking my third mojito (a Campbell favorite) when this girl sits down at a nearby table […]
Idiot of the Day
First I’m gonna say that this was destined to be a disaster from the start. I think any normal-thinking person would realize that it’s hard to navigate 35 moving objects. Maybe sticking 35 kids on a skate ramp was a dump idea. And what’s up with Rip van Winkle running this joint? But the reporter […]
Idiot of the Day XV
Yep, that is someone’s shoe partially consumed by the Metro Center escalator. Now, when I was a kid, my grandmother once chided me quite harshly in public because I was one of those kids who thought escalators were fun and should be played on all the time when parents are shopping for useless crap. I’ve […]
Idiot of the Day XIV
Walking to the grocery store yesterday, I found myself behind this lady. Look, I don’t have a problem with people doing crazy things to their hair. I put some high-priced, naturally made fancy stuff to make myself look as awesome as I do. But I had to do a double-take and laugh when this woman […]
Idiot of the Day XIII
This is an Idiot of the Day post, New Orleans style. While watching the Thursday games last week in our nice lower level seats, one row down and four seats away was this guy (pictured at right). He was taking in the action along with the rest of us until the first TV timeout of […]
Boom Goes the Dynamite, 2.0
For all you sports fans out there, no one may ever top the famous Boom Goes the Dynamite guy. If you’ve never seen it, shame on you, and go watch it now. Anyway, this guy doesn’t top Boom, but he comes awfully close. […]
Idiot of the Day XI
Normally I try to keep the Idiot of the Day posts to people I run into through my travels and work and whatever, but this time I gotta go bigger. This time, I’m pointing out the idiocy of someone who has been there and done that more times than is worth counting, but nevertheless always […]