So I am on Day 2.5 of being sick. I hate it. I’m sneezing like there is no tomorrow. My nose is running so much I have no chance of catching it. Ha ha ha. Yeah, even sick humor means something to me at this point. But it’s awful. I’ve got projects out the wazoo […]
So I went to the grocery store the other night, and when I parked, I noticed a guy who looked a little weird, almost like he was casing this BMW in two spots away from me. I thought nothing of it, went in and bought my stuff, then came back out. When I came back, […]
Aren’t I a nice guy? I gave this idiot a break by blotting out his eyes so no one knows who he is. Plus, I will probably go back to this place at some point, so I don’t want to get beat up. But nevertheless, this guy is an idiot. He was a bartender Sunday […]
I am late posting this, but it’s worth it. Last Sunday was bad for me in football. I watch the Sunday NFL games with my friends, and we go to this cool bar that has good food and drink specials and no, I am not telling anyone which bar it is because for the time […]
When I left work Friday night, a cop car was flashing its lights across the street in front of Macy’s. I thought nothing of it, because cops at Macy’s is not a special occasion. As I started walking, though, I noticed something rather strange. There was a wheel on the sidewalk. Not a tire, mind […]
I don’t want to have to point out idiots I come across, but sometimes they just call out to me and need to be put in their place. This idiot was on the train with me last night as I was coming home from work. The train was rather full because late at night Metro […]
Like everyone else these days, I know several people who have lost their jobs because of the recession. I feel awful for them and I hope they can find meaningful work soon. But if I may, please let me give you this one bit of advice: Don’t Be Like This Guy! At 7:30 yesterday morning […]
Hey, wha … wha … where am I? You stay classy, Dick(head) Cheney. Yes, that was him dozing off less than 10 minutes into W’s farewell address to the nation. Not the Insomniac’s Society of America, the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. Good lord, just go away. […]
So riding the Metro in DC is a simple task, really. Got on the train, ride the train, get off the train. Sure, the steps in between about getting farecards and such and knowing the map may be difficult for first-timers, but I’m really focusing in here on the basic understanding of the purpose and […]
What a moron. Some are saying she didn’t know there was a large turkey getting shredded behind her. If she’s that ignorant, it’s further proof we didn’t need her as veep. She’s only 10 frickin feet away. Surprised she didn’t notice the turkey carcass getting on her “The USA is A.O.K.” $15 Walmart coat. What […]