A short but brief Idiot of the Day mention. I understand … you’re young, you’re in love … or, perhaps you are older and yet young in love … I don’t care. Do what you want in the privacy of your home. Don’t come onto the train a 8 in the morning and proceed to […]
While I love living in Takoma Park, there is one aspect to Maryland life that I just cannot get over. It’s the incessant need for everyone to back into parking spaces. This ludicrous practice is based on the notion that by backing into the space, you can depart faster from the hell that is the […]
Because idiots on DC trains abound. And drunkenness with the aid of friends equals hilarity. […]
I love local news when it goes bad. This Chicago news station apparently watched this damn bridge for about 15 minutes waiting for it to implode but then cut away when it actually happened. Good times. Also I’m sure the advertisers loved one of the anchors joking that the situation was “a metaphor for this […]
It’s Snowpocalypse here in DC, and now that the power is restored, it means that with no leaving of the house possible, a lot of movies and TV are being watched. And I’m sorry, but no one, NO ONE, ever needs all-you-can-eat pancakes. Ever. […]
My morning commute on the Metro has become a wasteland of ineptitude this week. The other day it was idiot lady making her kid be amongst society while carrying the plague. Today, it’s creepy sex fiend teens. These two girls got on the train and started conversing about how girl on the left has a […]
If it was earlier in the morning and I was feeling pissy enough, I would have taken a full photo to show this girl’s idiot mother. But they were moving fast and I was still getting motivated for my day of work and couldn’t snap a full photo of this duo. I have zero, none […]
To the person, or persons, who work at the SunTrust Bank branch on Georgia Avenue up near my house. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that replacing that lightbulb might just be a good idea if you are hoping to retain customers and not give off the impression that you are a […]
So when I was traveling back to DC from Miami a couple weeks’ back, we arrived at Miami International Airport, also known as useless place to travel from. The airport is obviously much easier to travel from than say, Fort Lauderdale, but that is not saying much. Today’s Idiot of the Day lesson is directed […]
When I was in Denver visiting Chelsea, we were walking back from dinner when I looked up and noticed this billboard. Living in DC spares me from seeing billboards all over the place, but this one really stood out. Now, I am very aware that Kentucky (and many other states, for that matter) are dealing […]